Facial tissues stop popping up halfway through the box? Keep them popping up with the “IMBEDDED ADDITIONAL PLASTIC FACIAL TISSUE BOX DISPENSER TISSUE HOLDER.”
THE PROBLEM
The perforated plastic dispenser opening on the top of facial tissue boxes works great until you are a little more than halfway through. Then the tissues fall down inside the box, and the tissue holder opening won’t hold them up anymore. You end up digging down through the plastic opening and pulling out and wasting a handful of tissues. And you can’t get to a tissue in a hurry when you have to dig, especially when you are not looking, or when you are in bed and the room is dark.
ATTEMPTED SOLUTIONS
Some people have attempted Boob McNutt solutions. But the real solution should come from the factory, so that the customer has to do no extra McGiver improvisation.
THE SOLUTION
My invention is simple. Imbed a second perforated plastic tissue holder a little more than halfway down in the pile of tissues. The remaining tissues will then have TWO tissue holders holding them up for ease of grabbing. No more digging, waste, and slowdowns when you feel a sneeze coming fast.
CUSTOMERS
High-end facial tissue companies like Kleenex and Puffs who like to promote their product superiority and provide extra benefits to their customers, customers such as people with eye issues who need to wipe away a lot of eyedrops, people with bad respiratory ailments and allergies “laid-up” in bed who use a lot of tissues and who find the slightest problem with their tissue dispenser aggravating, actors and make-up artists and hairdressers who use a lot of tissues, people who often use tissues for make-up, etc.